Recruiting: Mind Control Security Operatives Wanted:
- Do you ever listen to the radio and the song you like comes on?
- Are you amazed by your powers of persuasion?
- Have you ever thought about a red car then seen a red car parked up?
If you can answer ‘YES!’ to any of these questions please read on.
FGH Security has led the industry for nearly two decades of innovation. Right now the industry needs trainee Mind Controllers. We know there are depths to the human mind that have laid dormant and have never been tapped into.
We are looking to take the industry to the next level. Our specialist programme sees us teach any SIA license holder mind control techniques. Over the next few months we’re looking to form an elite team for an intensive specialist training programme. You will learn:
- Anti-Gravity ejection techniques
- Mind control powers in a range of situations
- How to convince people you are correct, even when you are wrong
Candidates will meet the criteria above and be happy to take part in a public application process. so our wider team and clients can select our first cohort of five. Like the United States Space Force we’re looking to the future and that future is Mind Control Security.
Behind closed doors for a number of months Peter Harrison, company Managing Director, has been taking the lead on this ground breaking programme, “I just kept staring at the door and then it opened. At first it took me three days of staring. But now my average stare time is down to three hours. If my trend continues, the door will open within an hour of staring”. Please join me and start up.